Do you understand me? Oh, yes

The customs officer: Passport?

The customs officer: Any drugs, explosives or weapons?

Passenger: Yes

The customs officer: Any weapons?....Drugs? ......Explosives?

The customs officer: Hellooooo?

Passenger: Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

The customs officer: Sir, we have a problem. You don't understand me, do you?

Passenger: Yes!.